#10 After ordering games online, you check the ‘track shipping status’ every hour.
#9 All of your business cards are sleeved.
#8 You refer to your children as ‘the keeples.’
#7 All arguments and major life decisions are resolved with dice rolls.
#6 You name your first born ‘Reiner’…even if it’s a girl.
#5 Instead of an allowance for doing chores, you give your kids victory points.
#3 You can trace Troyes to Venice on a map of Medieval Europe, but you can’t get to the Piggly Wiggly across town.
#2 Your favorite pick-up line is, “Hey, baby, let’s say we go back to your place and settle your Catan”…and it works!
And the #1 sign you’re addicted to boardgaming…