Life isn’t all fun and games just because you’re a board game. These are all things that only you would understand… if you happen to be Ticket to Ride, the board game.
1. Never leaving the USA
But your cousin, Ticket to Ride: Europe, gets to travel to all sorts of exotic, historical cities and of course they tweet about it all the time
2. Sitting on the shelf
C’mon, you’re like the second most popular modern hobby game of all time. Who has time for shelf-sitting at yet HERE YOU ARE
3. Being less recognizable than Settlers of Catan
Settlers is so 1990’s, share the spotlight a little bit would ya?
4. Being named after a Beatles song
Do kids these days even know who the Beatles are?
5. Sitting on Target shelves before it was cool
YOU WERE HERE FIRST. Now it’s getting crowded.
6. Not Hanging Out With Other Train Games
18XX? Empires Builder? TRAINS? Where is everybody?
It’s pretty sweet to hang out on one of the coolest devices around, but it sure can get lonely
Seriously. No one else spends time in 1910
9. Alvin & Dexter
No. Just… no.
10. Being a eurogame with plastic minis
I don’t even know what to think anymore